Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 6. With Spoilers.

I forgot to blog about the last episode of Game of Thrones. There is a very good reason for that. Because it was very, very forget-able. And not just because Jon Snow did not appear in the episode.  This episode left me feeling a little sad. Because it was crap. I felt like it was really beginning to show that the books have run out. But luckily I have watched this weeks episode and we are back on track. Especially the bit when..... JOKING! You won't get any spoilers until at least Thursday.

Act 1. The poor love is now in charge of dragging bloody Bran, now that poor Hodor came to an untimely end holding the door. She gets attack by the bloody white walkers, but then a man on a horse comes up and saves them. Now just between you and me I really think Bran would want to start doing something pretty special because he is becoming a bit of a dead weight. All he does is dream weird stuff and he is just causing trouble left, right and centre.

Act 2. Sam and Gilly and little Sam are in a carriage and are going to Sam's parents house. Meeting the in laws never goes well, especially when you have eloped and you find out they live in a really big castle. I am starting to question why poor Sam wanted to live with Jon Snow. Oh hang on- I just answered my own question. Needless to say- Sam's mum and sister are ace and his dad is mean, hates Widlings and the only thing he hates more than Wildlings is Sam. Sam gets mad and steals his dad's sword and runs off with Gilly. And Sam's dad is in so much trouble because Sam's mum stormed off. 

Sam's house. Told you he is rich

Act 3. Margaery has decided she has found God which stops her from having to do the walk of shame. I'm sure you could hear men everywhere crying over that one, because they thought they were going to see her naked. She then convinces her little King husband to find God as well. He agrees even though Margaery now has to wear really ugly clothes, but at least they didn't cut her hair.

Act 4 Arya is at the play again and is getting ready to poison the lady and then she decides she likes the lady, and she is Arya Stark and not the girl with no name and she decides to no longer be an assassin and finds her sword. The girl who has been mean to her, asks the man who looks like Jesus if she can kill Arya and he says " Sure- why not'. 

Act 5 This bit is weird. This is where Marg is meant to do her nudey run but insteads tells everyone that she has found God. Jamie Lannister has finally got to turn up on his white horse and rides up the stairs but then he finds out they don't want saving and then he has to ride down the bloody stairs again. He is pissed. So is the little King who than banishes Uncle/Dad Jamie.

Jamie the King Slayer looking rather handsome in his white horse.

Act 6- Sersi is quite angry and is finally realising that maybe her parenting skills where not on point. She gives Jamie a speech about going to find a wet fish and steal their Castle. Then they kiss and cuddle like no brother and sister ever should. (if you know what I mean).

Act 7 - Bran finally wakes up and the guy on the horse whips of his scarf and ....... I have no idea who it is but apparently it is his Uncle who we met in Season 1.

Act 8- We haven't had any bad CGI for a while- so here is the chance. Everyones favourite Mother of Dragons is walking with all her people  (well they are walking she is on a white horse- just like Jamies )and then she sees the wind and realises it's her dragon. She walks off and then comes back in on her dragon and gives a talk about how she is the Queen and blah, blah, blah. They cheer. Because of course they do. She is on a freaking dragon. Who is going to disagree with her.

Thats the end. No Jon Snow. 

So here is a pic to tide you over.