Older's week of celebrity gossip.

I thought I would give you a little round up of the week in celebrity gossip, because after clothes and makeup and food, celebrity gossip is my favourite thing.

1. Well it was the split that none ever saw coming. Brynne and Geoffrey Edelstone called it quits. In an even more bizarre coincidence the split came the day after he filed for bankruptcy (in the U.S). This split shocked me because  I thought this was a case of true love.

          Such as well matched couple. It was always love.

Brynne has since been seen in Sydney eating ice cream and shopping. Unfortunately she did not lose her bad dress sense in the split.

It may surprise you, but I am actually on Brynne's side, he cheated on HER a few months ago with a women her met on a website called sugardaddyforme.com. Seriously.

2. Justin Bieber hit the news this week when a party at his house got out of control and they started egging the next door neighbours house. Crazy kid. Well it did get crazy because the police came, arrested his friend who had drugs and seized the Biebs phone, which apparently has some very candid snaps of him and his buddies.

Honestly couldn't he have found God (again) and not the drugs. 

It is a shame he wasn't arrested by the fashion police, but it does appear the did seize his tshirt. 

3. Shane Warne proved once again that he should not be allowed near technology when he posted this little snap of him self of twitter.

       My favourite bit is how he has greased himself up.

Come back Warnie, we miss you.

4. No word yet on if our favourite cashed up bogans Lara Bingle and Sam Worthington have tied the knot, but in two pieces of Bingle news-  she has said she wants to leave Australia because she gets no privacy whilst posting photos of herself on her (public) Instagram on vacation in the Maldives.

           You have to admit she takes a damn good selfie.

5. Speaking of quitting, Kim and Kayne are threatening to leave America and move to Paris. You see during the week someone made a racial slur to Kim as she was leaving her chiropractor. She called Kane- sorry Kayne- he came down, punched him and he has pressed charges.(the person hit, not Kayne). He jumped on a plane went to Paris, leaving Kim and North at home.  It seems they also want privacy.This was announced as Kim was posting photos of her butt on her (public) Instagram account, and showing personal photos of Kayne and North on Ellen.

 "Hey Dad, do you think North Western Airlines flies to Paris"

6. Lena "Angst" Dunham from Girls has made it to the cover of American Vogue. Don't worry though, they photoshopped the bejesus out of her. Well they had to because Anna Wintour doesn't think anyone is over a size 4. Phew for a minute there I thought a real size person was going to be on the cover. The world is as it should be. ( I am being sarcastic there- her image is her representation, to change it is just stupid)

She shouldn't take it personally- look what Vogue Australia did to Cate Blanchett

7. Kate Moss turned 40 and celebrated by having an amazing party and getting drunk and her husband had to help her out of the club, whilst still looking fab-u-lous!!

God she is fab.

8. His Royal Hotness Prince Harry shaved off his beard. Apparently the Queen told him to. I guess you would have to do as she says otherwise she could have had his whole head shaved off.

 This is an old photo, but he just looks like a Prince in a Disney Movie.

His cousin Zara Phillips also had a baby girl. She left hospital 6 hours later. Apparently that makes her a super mum.  I think that makes her rich with someone at home to help out, and she has not heard of the 3 day blues or the agony when your milk comes in.

9. Awesome Actress Laura Linney ( she was in Love Actually- the one with the annoying ringtone) had her first baby at..wait for it..49!!! What the actual hell? At 49 I am planning on doing anything but having babies. I had my last child when I was 34 and I felt 100. And the fact that the media didn't know she was pregnant at all makes her a super mum in my books.   See Lara and Kim- this is how you do privacy.

10. The Golden Globes were on. Everyone looked super nice and wore lots of expensive dresses. The gave out awards as well apparently. I did a post in this a couple of days ago.

So there you have it- a week in celeb gossip. What I have learnt from this week is that I really need to get better at taking selfies, and you can't get more rock and roll that a leopard print coat and aviators at 4am.