Cast members of The Bachelor... your 15 minutes is officially up

I never thought these words would ever cross my lips, but I am officially sick of The Bachelor. Yep, I have said it out loud. I no longer want to hear anymore. Or read it. EVERYWHERE.

So let me get you up to speed.

Blake picked Sam, Blake proposed to Sam, she said yes, Blake broke up with Sam, Sam didn't know why. Rumours started that Lisa was pregnant with Blakes' baby. Lisa denied this. Blake came out and said he was in love with Osher. Jokes, he came out and say he had made a big mistake, was told to pick Sam and also to propose to her by the Producers when really he was in love with Louise....  the whole damn time.

Blake and Louise fled to Phuket, sold their story to Womens' Day, and then had to do an interview with The Project or else they would be sued by Shine Productions. Sam and Lisa also did an interview with The Project, refuting everything that Blake and Louise said, and also inferred that Louise was a little bit... umm how do I put this....dumb and also only wanted to be a wife. That is their words not mine. There is nothing dumb about wanting to be a wife. Or partner. Or whatever takes your fancy. No judgement here.

                     

Lisa then said that Blake had contacted her and asked her if she wanted to get her groove on with him. Then an Instgram war broke out with all parties trying to out fun each other like all mature adults would do. Sam also did the "you may have Blake but  all the other girls are hanging out with me" manoeuvre.

Look how much fun Blake and I are having! 

Look how much fun all the other girls except for you and I are having!

I also need to add that Sam's has had a boyfriend before even though she said she had not. He also happened to be the guy that used to be on Home and Away. 

Sam and her previous boyfie- the guy that used to be on Home and Away.

The final stage in this saga is that Blake has come out and said in this weeks Womens Day - he obviously has sign a 3 story deal- that Lisa actually tried to contact him first and asked about getting HER groove on with him and that she may not be as honest as we all thought (except of course those of us who knew that she lied about the house she lived in during the home visits, so maybe she was a liar all along.). 

I also need to say that Amber is in the news because she is sick of people saying she is fat and she used to have an eating disorder, Zoe is in love with someone that used to be on The Voice (or X Factor- whatever), and Lisa is judging Fashion on the Fields at the Races.

So I think we can sum it up with this. Maybe people who go on a television show looking for love with a complete stranger and sharing him with 25 others maybe are looking for a Media career and not love after all. Who knew.

Now lets never speak of them ever again.