My take on The Bachelor break up

The proposal, an artists impression

I would like to lie and say I am in complete shock that Sam and Blake have broken up. Lets face it though, as if a man can go from 24 girlfriends to 1. So according to Sam she doesn't know what has happened. Lisa is confirming that she is NOT pregnant with BLAKES baby (does that mean she is pregnant with someone else's?) and Blake and Osher are both keeping very, very quiet on the situation. Although according to Osher on The Project last night as Blake was proposing two lions were approaching and they were worried they may attack. Maybe Sam should have taken that as a sign.

All I can hope is that Sam got to keep the ring, Lisa can finally buy that rented house in Noosa, Louise gets a gig as a newsreader, Zoe gets a endorsement deal from GHD, Amber goes to anger management classes, Chantal hosts the new season of The Bachelorette (why would they waste that voice?) , Jess gets offered a role on Bold and the Beautiful (why waste those amazing facial expressions?) and Aunty Dee gets column in the newspaper as an advice columnist.

I wish I had something to tell you other than I can confirm that
Blake was spotted yesterday at Melbourne airport getting off a plane. So maybe he and Laurina are going to bowl off into the sunset and spend the rest of their lives easting dirty street pies.

Thanks for the memories Blake it has been a blast.