I have gone onto The Bachelor site to get the pictures for the blog and I found this. Now I don't think this is one of the BIG.TWISTS.
So they are either playing dress ups, or they have been caught "playing" dress ups. Now that would be a twist.
We open up at the really big house, and the girls are sitting around congratulating themselves on still being in the house, getting rid of those five intruders and that Laurina fell victim to "stomach issues"so she was out of there for an episode. Osher is here (does that man have the best job EVER? He rocks up for 5 minutes an episode AND he gets 'special time"with Blake) and winner of the single date is...... Louise. Oh God really Blake? Come on the most interesting thing that girl can do is straighten her hair and change the colour of her lipstick.
Blake arrives in the chopper. Yawn. The depart in the said chopper and fly to The Hunter Valley. I think this episode we should play Australian Bingo. So far we have the Harbour, the bridge, the Opera House, the Hunter Valley and a kangaroo. And a horse and cart. They get in and Blake puts his arms around Louise and it looks really awkward. Like a Year 9 boy doing ballroom dancing lessons with a Year 9 Girl. Louise has made Blake some caramel slice. I like caramel slice.
The arrive at the Cellar Door- which incidentally is said to be the most beautiful phrase in the English language. Don't ask me why, it just is. Google it. The squish some grapes and then they squish their lips together. God I hope none of these girls have cold sores.
Back at the really big house, Laurina is home and she is feeling good. Thats good. Is "stomach issues" code for a botox topup? She has not lost her skill of back hand compliments- "So good Louise is on the date, but I didn't think she would get one." You go girlfriend. Laurina skips out of the house with the date card. The girls have started doing this dumb thing where they try to guess what the date is. And who is going. .Lucky tonight they are all right, because the are all going. (Well except for Louise because she probably has to read the news somewhere)Yep even the 'Stage 5 clinger" (Thats Laurina speak for Jess).
Back on the date Louise is reading the news. Only joking. They are having food and drinking and talking about how long they have taking to get to know each other.Blah, blah, same old, same old. She pulls out the old "family is massive" card. Blake says she is the compete package. Once again I feel the need to say "Really Blake? Really?" He gives her a rose. Really Blake? Really?
Group date time and the girls do a quick infomercial for the Ford Focus. Blake and Oshie are waiting at the studio. They are doing a quick informercial for Heart disease, and the winners get to go back to Blake and Oshers house. Laurina is excited because she is a model, and Jess is compassionate because she has turned into a pain in the butt. Like that girl at school that always sucks up to the teacher. The girls pair off- and then grab their costumes, which happen to be rather sexy. Except for Jess and Chantal.Their outfits are no sexy at all. Although with Chantal's questionable dress sense maybe she thought she looked fab.
Zoe and Laurina in their "highly polyester nurses outfit."
Sam and Lisa do a scene from Baywatch- but without the boobs.
Cocktail Party time!!! Tonight is a masquerade theme. Bloody Jess is trying to guess why it is masquerade theme. Because it just is maybe? The girls are all looking like they are going to their Year 12 Ball. Osher arrives to tell the girls that ......TONIGHT THERE IS NO ROSE CEREMOANY.!!!!
Blake is going to hand out roses at the party.AND HE GETS TO DECIDE HOW MANY ROSES HE GIVES OUT. ( that must be the TWO..BIG..TWISTS)
"So if he asks you to go round with him would you?"
Jess gets asked for a chat, Laurina has kittens. Oh god help us! - Jess has written Blake a letter. I think she IS that annoying girl at school. It is 5 pages!!!! Blake kisses her neck. She gets a rose. He must really like her, although thinking about it, he was in the chess club at school so maybe he was that annoying boy at school?
Chantal says Jess has been gone for a long time. Chantal obviously doesn't know about the letter. Blake then takes the girls out one by one for their one on one, and when they come back they have their rose. Laurina is getting anxious. Finally their are two left. Chantal v Laurina. Laurina is doing that whole "I don't care anymore thing." I am thinking Laurina is not a very good at coming second. Oh God- now she is doing the " I'm just going to go home thing" (again).
Is it just me or does it seem that all the girls dresses are shrinking? Or does Louise need to stop baking caramel slice?
Blake find Laurina after she has had her little hissy fit (doesn't she remember what happen to "Are you kidding me" Amber?). Then Blake goes in, gets Chantal and rips out her heart and stomps on it, by telling her they have no spark, but they are good friends. She takes it well. You just can't fake a connection. Blakes pops her in the limo and she is gone.
Laurina walks in looking bored. Like really, really bored. And a little uninterested. As uninterested and bored as you can with a rose. This girl is really starting to reek of high maintenance.
Until next week- Connection on.
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